Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back
I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.
I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance
holy shit you’re really doing it
*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war
Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”
I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him
patrick stump is really cute
joe trohman is really cute
andy hurley is really cute
pete wentz is really cute
fall out boy is just really cute