Just like grammar used to make
I cannot be stopped
this is the most important video i’ve ever seen
This is a spiritual experience.
"Literally no ___ has ever-"
Are you sure, are you really sure? Are you sure you want to say that right now? Are you sure? Think about what you’re about to say for a sec. You sure you wanna just do that? Right now??? right here???Utter those words on behalf of an entire group? Are you really sure?
literally no dog has ever been the preseident
don’t be afraid.
"You can be cute even if you’re tall!"
"homework" *tired zombie noises*
"studying" *sad zombie noises*
"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*
"internet" *happy zombie noises*
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement
DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS.
lol these were all shown at the end of 22 Jump Street
this is the franchise making fun of itself
*puts wifi in my coffin just in case*
the only reason why people will visit you tbh
IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY